Glenn
Rosenbluth:
THE SCANDAL
UNVEILED!
Update
1-13-00
Earlier today, Glenn Rosenbluth was caught on film trying to access the cGuide at one of the Ed. Center computers; unfortunately, he declined to answer any questions about the ongoing investigations. His publicist could not be reached, but then again, we couldn't figure out who that was in the first place.
11-09-99
In a shocking turn of events, Glenn Rosenbluth was placed on temporary suspension as the
official spokesperson for cGuide, the unofficial guide to cornell medical.
Although authorities refused to detail the reasons behind the suspension, Rosenbluth's
other endorsement contracts appear to have remained untouched by the allegations.
Earlier this week, video tapes of an unspecified nature surfaced on the Internet,
sparking a national inquiry into whether or not the tapes had been a hoax of modern
digital video-editing wizardry, or merely a lapse in judgement for Rosenbluth, a second-year
medical student at the Weill Medical College of Cornell University.
Rosenbluth's attorney had no comment, but did have a jar of yummy butterscotch candies in his office from which an unnamed investigative reporter surreptitiously took a few candies.
11-05-99
Glenn Rosenbluth reads the cGuide... and so should you!
